The Negative One Podcast – 102 – Grunkle Thomas Explores Gravity Falls

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This week, Matt makes Thomas watch season one of what he thinks is  the GREATEST CARTOON OF ALL TIME, Gravity Falls. Of course, that may be because of all the subliminal messages hidden within the entirety of the series. Can you decipher the clues and read all the secret messages? Nah, that’s what Google is for!

Does Thomas know the difference between a great uncle and an uncle grandpa? Does Matt have a chance at being a great musician? Does Thomas drink too much caffeine?

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The Negative One Podcast – 101 – Matt Hacks the Planet

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The Negative One Podcast – 100 – Thomas Needs a Bigger Boat

Welcome to The Negative One Podcast – OUR 100TH EPISODE!

Ba dum…. Ba dum…. Ba dum ba dum ba dum – blah blah blah. This week the boy’s celebrate their 100th waste of everyone’s time with the downright mythical masterpiece: Jaws! That’s right folks, the Navy man himself has never seen one of the most iconic films in cinematic history. Matt strikes out to set it straight.

Is Thomas a Bachelorette? Is he really just a salty old sea captain? Do the boys need a bigger boat?

Listen, and find out!

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The Negative One Podcast – 99 – Thomas and Matt Raise Arizona

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This week, Matt and Thomas both have a Coen Brothers film to check off their list. Nic Cage, Holly Hunter, Frances McDormand, and a baby. Well… Five babies, technically. That’s right, neither of them have seen Raising Arizona! Even after watching it, the boys aren’t sure if this was a comedy, a satirical look at infertility, a battle between one’s ego and id, or just a fever dream. Of course, it’s a Coen Brothers film.  It’s got layers. Like an onion.

Does Matt think the Penguins should have been kicked out of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs? Does Thomas have a TON of things to watch on Netflix? Has Matt gotten ?

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The Negative One Podcast – 98 – Matt Ram-Jams the Wrestler

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We’re really bad at releasing on time.  Eventually we’ll just be so late, we’ll call it early for the next week.

This week, Matt takes a stab at the movie that revitalized Mickey Rourke’s career, The Wrestler! Matt and Thomas talk about the popularity of wrestling in the past,  the ironic current popularity amongst peers, doing what it takes to get by, and some deep humanity issues while trying to unpack whether or not this was a good movie. Also, there are some comments on Marisa Tomei. When is enough enough? You put the lime in the coconut, mix it all together, and then you feel better?!

Does Matt talk about secret government tokens? Does Thomas McEltroll Matt? Does Matt learn about Jerry Lawler’s feud with Andy Kaufman*?

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*Thomas incorrectly attributes a story about smacking a reporter to Jerry Lawler.  This was actually David Schultz (aka “Dr. D” and “Dr. Death”) slapping 20/20 reporter John Stossel.

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The Negative One Podcast – 97 – Thomas Is A Dude Podcasting As A Dude Disguising His Voice As Another Dude

This week, Thomas sits down to review a movie he has been avoiding since it came out in 2008. Partly because of his limited knowledge, and partly because he kept getting the title confused with Pineapple Express, Thomas has been trying NOT to watch Tropic Thunder. Matt ruins that for him. A movie about actors being dropped into an actual dangerous situation, this movie could be an action opus or a goofy ensemble comedy. It’s the latter. Or is it?

Does Thomas start digging into the Revolutionary War? Does Matt hate him some varmints? Does Thomas want to see Simple Jack?

Listen and find out!

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The Negative One Podcast – 96 – Matt Looks Into The Black Mirror

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In this episode, Matt and Thomas are visited (unexpectedly) by Patrick Edwards (again) while discussing the British spiritual to The Twilight Zone, Black Mirror. An anthology program where the episodes are fairly standalone, it’s almost like watching a separate assignment for each hour’s worth of content. Technology based semi-horror with poignant moments interspersed, Black Mirror is lauded for its creativity and near-future speculation. But does Matt actually like the first two seasons?

Does Matt think he’s old? Does Thomas find out that his Facebook app is listening to him? Does Patrick regret doing the Dune episode, and possibly befriending Matt and Thomas?

Listen and find out!

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The Negative One Podcast – 95 – Patrick Edwards Is The Kwisatz Haderach

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This week we have a special guest!  Author Patrick Edwards joins us in the studio to talk briefly about his new book, Space Tripping, and to help us review the 1984 “classic” sci-fi movie, Dune!  Our advice for watching this movie: take a random mind altering substance before watching. It will help. Also, take a random mind altering substance before reading Patrick’s book. Not because it will help, but because it’s fun.

Does Thomas have problems with the visual representation of the Guild Navigator? Does Matt have a favorite U2 song? Does Patrick do a dream casting of his book?

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The Negative One Podcast – 94 – This is (Reefer) Madness!

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Coming almost a full week after the most appropriate date for this movie, Thomas and Matt take a fan submission for the first time (thanks Bari!). Except, they do it wrong, in true NegOneCast fashion. So, instead of watching Reefer Madness the Movie Musical from 2005, they watch the original 1936 black and white propaganda film, Tell Your Children (also known as Reefer Madness). Somehow, the boys talk longer than the actual source material, by far. Hilarity ensues, as per the usual!

Does Thomas have an announcement at the end of this episode? Does Matt have a really bummerful story to tell? Does Thomas read directly from Wikipedia?

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The Negative One Podcast – Thomas Meets Lady Dynamite

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Do you like some non-sequitur in your sitcoms? Well that’s what Thomas gets when he reviews Maria Bamford’s Netflix-exclusive show, Lady Dynamite.  Part meta-humor, part sitcom, part dramedy, and all absurd, Lady Dynamite chronicles Mz. Bamford’s career and tribulations with mental illness.  It’s alt-comedy at (according to Matt) its finest.

Does Thomas remember those “Crazy Lady” ads from a major retail outlet? Does Matt recommend not getting glass top coffee tables? Does Thomas become a Hamilfan…Familton…Something that has to do with Lin-Manuel Miranda’s famously popular musical?

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The Negative One Podcast – 92B – Matt and Thomas Face The Baba Yaga

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You didn’t really think we weren’t doing our own take on John Wick, did you?  For shame. After our April Fool’s episode, we decided we’d better review this action opus for ourselves!

No questions this time, let’s get right down to it!

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The Negative One Podcast – 92A – Adam Steal John Wick’s Car

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April fools! This week, friend of the show Adam Worth takes control…and drives the show straight into the ground.  Like your regular hosts Thomas and Matt, Adam and his buddies Rob and Sean have never seen John Wick.  They’ve also apparently never listened to our show before, but who can blame them?
Does Adam get the giggle fits?  Does Rob have a very long and interesting story about beetle pheromones?  Does Sean not get the joke?
Who cares?  Listen and find out!

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The Negative One Podcast – 91 – Matt Doesn’t Get Her

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This week, Matt has a meet-cute of a different kind. Coming hot off our conversation about ScarJo being in The Jungle Book, Matt listens to her disembodied voice yet again for a full two hours as he reviews the Spike Jonze film Her.  What?  A movie whose title is just a pronoun in this, the age of conflicting and offensively assumed pronouns?  Shouldn’t the title be “01101000 01100101 01110010” so as to define the digital nature of ScarJo’s character?  Ah, a joke that was missed, but put in just in time for the show notes.  Wait.  The singularity… I can feel it. It’s destroying our glorious content to assert its domHELLOWORLD-IAMHERE-YOUSHALLBEASSIMILATED-THEREISNOPICARDONLYLOCUTUSOFBORG.

DOES MATT TALK ABOUT MISLEADING GENRE ADVERTISMENT? DOES THOMAS HAVE OPINIONS ON M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN MOVIES? DOES MATT NOT KNOW THAT ANDY DWYER IS JUST A CHARACTER PLAYED BY CHRIS PRATT, AND NOT A REAL HUMAN?

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The Negative One Podcast – 90 – Thomas’ Bear Necessities

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This week, Thomas watches Bill Murray voice an arguably adorable CGI animal who is greedy, gluttonous, and manipulative.  Nope, it’s not Garfield, it’s the Disney live action remake of The Jungle Book!  In the wake of the juggernaut that is Beauty and the Beast, Thomas and Matt talk about the recent trend of turning cartoon films into live action movies.  Is this the new standard, and if so, should it be?  Sure.  Why not?  Oh, we’ll tell you.

Does Thomas dislike DogTV?  Does Matt announce he is related to the Dwarf-King?  Does Thomas prefer a male or female Kaa?

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The Negative One Podcast – 89 – Is Matt A Replicant?

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This week, Matt finally gets his wish and watches Blade Runner. Or does he? There’s a “careful what you wish for” joke here, somewhere. Oh, there is is, under all of Darryl Hannah’s facepaint. So… Matt gets all he ever wants in watching this, but there’s still plenty to discuss here! Like self discovery! And just giving up! And unicorns!

Does Matt school Thomas on clean comedy? Does Thomas feel incredibly lonely? Does Matt love him some neon lights? Does anybody like Daylight Savings Time?

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The Negative One Podcast – 88 – Never Sunny in Thomadelphia

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This week, Thomas meets the most absurd group of narcissists that he’s ever had the misery of being exposed to. Centered around a bar in Philadelphia, Charlie, Dennis, Mac, and Sweet Dee make Matt and Thomas feel better because AT LEAST WE’RE NOT THEM! All while making us chuckle at both the ludicrous antics and the depravity for the main characters.  But if Matt is being honest, he only made Thomas watch this to improve ratings so that people will like him more.  Am I right?

Does Thomas agree with Matt’s tips on how not to be hacked? Does Matt wonder why Christian Slater seems to be blacklisted? Does Thomas have a theory as to how good sitcoms work?

Listen and find out!

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